You’re in marketing for one reason: Grow. Grow your company, reputation, customers, impact, profits. Grow yourself. This is a community that will help. It will stretch your mind, connect you to fascinating people, and provide some fun along the way. I am so glad you’re here. -Mark Schaefer
I love cool Twitter bios. I guess I am the ultimate social media geek because when I look through my new followers, finding a funny Twitter bio is like a little ray of sunshine in my day. I’ve been collecting a list of the best ones for you. Here we go:
@DrunkSocialGuru
Digital marketing ninja. Social media wizard. I will maximize your ROI, minimize your CPL, and superglue your stickiness. For beer.
@4graetjustis
Don’t you just hate it when a sentence doesn’t end the way you octopus
@annakendrick47
Pale, awkward, and very, very small. Form an orderly queue gents.
@hugomor
Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going
@browns000
Total computer geek. Married to a computer geek. Raising two future computer geeks.
@IceSif
There’s a Viking living in Manhattan and she’s wearing my pants.
@canaryorker
I spend every staff-meeting wondering how they got the table through the door. My boss thinking how to fire me without compensation. We are equally productive.
@HopeFrick
Acts like summer & walks like rain
@coffeeandufos
My blood is made of coffee.
@snotforprofit
The only person on Twitter who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
@liamhoulihan
These are my opinions. Not necessarily shared by reasonable-minded people nor my benevolent corporate overlords
@madafaca_cm
There are two kinds of people in this world… And I don´t like them
@staasia
God gave me a lot of hair, but not a lot of height
@KerekesAndy
The fine line between social networking and wasting your time.
@Direct_Quotesx
Sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours
@_Davidedwards_
I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice
@KainerWeissmann
A magic mushroom in the cow dung of the 21th century.
@erineskens
one girl’s mission to find the line between not enough coffee and too much coffee.
@admhggns
I was planning to be the first black president. Well… Barack ruined that.
@nikastweets
Mainly tweeting about dairy consumption. In other words folks … milk it for all it’s worth.
If you loved these cool Twitter bios, you would probably also enjoy the previous editions of this series:
20 of the world’s most entertaining bios
20 of the all-time funniest Twitter bios (part 2!)
20 of the all-time best Twitter bios
20 of the world’s most clever Twitter bios
Illustration: I just made that up.
